Jesse James and His "Kat"

Jesse James and His “Kat” Why is it that dogs always feel the need to have a poodle on their arm so soon after a break up? Do they think they aren’t men unless they have a woman fawning all over them? This must be the case with Jesse James as it has been just over two months after his divorce from Sandra and he doesn’t just have a cute little K-9 looking up at him with puppy dog eyes, but a cat as in Kat Von D purring ALL OVER him. (Kat’s parents are from Argentina and her actual name is Katherine Drachenberg.) Von D is a tattoo artist and star of LA Ink and she is indeed making a spectacle of her feelings for James. Sources say they were inseparable over Labor Day weekend. Showbiz Tonight calls the whole display a slap in the face to Sandra Bullock. The ink has just dried on the divorce papers and already Kat Von D says she’s “in love.” “I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love,” she told People magazine Sept 2nd. Love? Please. Infatuation, maybe, but love? No one can be truly in love until they actually, really KNOW the guy and that takes some time. Knowing James penchant for tattooed ladies, we aren’t surprised the he chose her to be his new pet. Most of the cats he has hooked up with of late have favored tats. James and his children have moved to Texas so they can maintain a close relationship with Bullock. He also manages his Austin Speed Shop there. Since Von D is L.A. based, looks like a lot of pussy-footing around is in order. James fascination with tattoos is interesting to ponder. Also, his fascination with the tattooed ladies. The Kat and her tats. What do you want to bet this cat will soon have the name Jesse inked all over her %$^? Why do you think dogs need a woman so soon after a split? Do you think they choose a completely different breed than their spouse? .